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mertcan

he has a big dick
mertcan has a huge cock
by milflover3123 December 2, 2021
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Murt

A sound one makes when situations become extremely awkward. Can be exaggerated to emphasize the awkwardness. Also can be used when about to break bad news to a family member or friend.
Person A: i have bad news..
Person B: yeah?
Person A: i killed you cat...muuuuuurt?

hey wanna hang out tonight?
murt? i'm hanging out with your ex boyfriend..
by Da(-h)lia October 15, 2008
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murtaghed

to be completely owned, similar to the term pwnd, but even worse
Tom: ohhh man,John just got his shot straight SWATTED!!!
Jim: yeah, he got completely murtaghed
by brandon sunkel May 24, 2006
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Harris Academy Merton

This is most definitely the shittest, wettest and neakiest school in South. The school is full of pakis that just focus on education and every single person that is in this school is wet. They think they are elite because Ramz went to there school. I left from the livest school in south to arrive to the shittest sixth form in south. I am now depressed everyday when I go to school. Someone please save me from this tired school.
Boy: What school dyu go to?
Friend: I go to Harris Academy Merton
Boy: YOURE A NERD U WET GUY HAHAHAHA
by Scuttyyy123 January 15, 2020
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Puñeta del Muerte

(pooh-nyeh-tah del mhwair-tey)
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.
Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!

* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation
by Collinseent April 1, 2009
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Murtha

The motherfuckin' murth-dog, murth-daddy, murth-king. If you are blessed by a Murtha's presence, you better bow down mu(r)thafuckers. He will rule the party, he will bring the beer, he will bring the bitches. He is a one of a kind and your tits will turn to gold if he winks at you. Respect the Murth, because there is no turning back once you are on his bad side. Invite big-dickin Murth to all your parties for a guaranteed good time. Grab him a beer and watch the world unravel.
Hear ye, hear ye! Cheers to Mr. King Murtha
by Murtha July 28, 2016
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fertile mertile

A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.
"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."
by Hellflower August 30, 2006
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