Mohana

Imagine someone is wearing a nice smelling cologne with a huge projection radius. About 20 meters. Then replace that smell with sweat, eggs, curry and trash.

You can smell her before you can see her. It's insane how her stench sticks to your clothes and other people can smell that you've been in close proximity to her.

Person 1: What's that smell?

Person 2: Oh i had to sit next to Mohana in class.

by Theoskalbirkams May 8, 2024

Moanalicious

Someone that looks so good they make me moan. They get the good times playing in your head, normally about head

She was absolutely moanalicious

by Moanaliciois September 16, 2025

The Moana Problem

The Moana Problem, first coined by Matthew Walsh circa 2024, is a theory that suggests that there is really no cure to Racism, especially with children.

Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.

“This is similar to The Moana Problem,” said Paul, who’s on a journey to defeat racism.

by YourfavoriteConservative January 6, 2025

Good 2 Grow Moana

a fruit punch liquid that is made in good 2 grow

good 2 grow moana

by 23344445r455 September 30, 2023