a roach motel is a strip club that got tainted and all the girls have hiv or aids or some kind of sexual disease or sexual infection and every stripper in the club, you do not want a lap dance or have sex with anyone at a roach motel.
i can't believe this place is a roach motel now...i use to fuck so many girls all the time and blew so much money that they all retired, they hard to work hard at it, it wasn't no quick fuck. other girls wishing they didn't blow me off still stripping decades later
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
Get the roach motel mug.An American brand of a roach bait device designed to catch cockroaches. Although the term is the subject of a trademark registration by the insect control brand Black Flag,
Roach Motel is United States federal trademark No. 1,059,314, for which Black Flag claims a date of earliest use of May 7, 1976
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
Get the Roach Motel mug.Black Flag also marketed a related insect trap, the "Flyport," designed to deal with unwanted flying insects like houseflies, with the tagline, "Lots of arrivals, but no departures!" It was less successful than the Roach Motel.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Anytime I meet a new gal, I always hafta remember to inquire as to her motelity, just in case we can't always just do the standard "your place or mine?" routine when we wanna have a good time.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
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