Tim Morton

someone who is nothing to you. worse than any chad or kyle. someone who is just A Guy to you.

you’re not fam… you’re not even bro. you’re just a Tim Morton.

by Demigod of Whiskey September 02, 2023

Morton Construction

A construction company in the Mushroom Kingdom. They work on town maintenance aswell.

Who's going to build it?
Morton Construction!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021

morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 07, 2018

megan morton

normally seen at a super seshers gaff,tanning balloons and scranning mdma

oi look its megan morton on the floor flopping it

by freddiekougar3038 November 14, 2019

Landyn Morton

She is fucking bestest! She got a big booty, and is very smart! She likes cookie dough. And has brown eyes. Also She is hot!

Landyn Morton is so hot!

by Morton315 October 19, 2018

Landyn Morton

She’s hot. Big tits. Makes duck noises. Has a nice asss. Very smart. And hella brave. She gets alll the “D” and is hellllllaaaa funny

Landyn Morton is hot!

by Morton315 October 19, 2018

morton mood

Having a "salty" mood

Looks like he's having a morton mood again.

by YoYo09 April 03, 2016