velox mortis

Latin for "swift death"

While playing CoD2 i gave joe a case of velox mortis with a shot to the head.

by Napoleon.bk January 03, 2006

rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003

rigor mortis

adjective. Elegant word for a stiff person.

damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!

by Brennie January 06, 2006

Liquor Mortis

When you have a full erection, but are unable to cum do to large amounts of alcohol.

Last night I had sex for 3 1/2 hours straight, but did not cum. I was so tired that I just rolled over and went to bed. I had a bad case of "Liquor Mortis".

by Mustang Tossed Salad August 09, 2009

Rick and Morty

If you don’t watch it, don’t act like it, as we know the only joke you know is Pickle Rick, retard.

Bro, did you see Episode 4 of season 5?
Yeah, strangest Rick and Morty episode ever.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021

Rick and Morty Fan

A person /persons with a high iq or just an idiot that screams "I'm Pickle Rick"

"To understand the jokes in Rick and Morty you need a high iq"- a Rick and Morty Fan

by Swivel Here October 24, 2017

Post-Coitus Mortis

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.

"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."

by Coffeepot666 November 18, 2021