mop

small adult erect penis, erectile dysfunction

"flexing his twerps smile said he was about to mop."

by noixz January 15, 2009

MOP

Acronym for "make out potential." Usually used to describe a desirable partner that is sighted at a bar or a party. A group of women known as a MOP Squad, are on the prowl looking for MOP's (guys to kiss or hook-up with).

How is it at that place, any MOP's there?

by pleasepassthehotness February 05, 2010

mopped

retarded, stupid, lame, a moron. Your head serves no other purpose than to be used as a mop.

Wow, You don't like David Lee Roth, You are mopped.

by Hamster May 23, 2004

mops

moms and pops added together; parent;father and mother
made it up myself

yo the mops are coming home tonight

by ali abdalla February 23, 2005

Mop Boy

Mop Boy – Noun: Derogatory slang used to describe the loser working at a porn shop that has video viewing rooms where degenerates beat off and splooge on the floor which must be mopped up right away before drying and staining the floor.

Poor Matt heard the 2 college students say “Hey, Mop Boy, rooms 1 & 2 need cleaning, you better hurry before the cum dries and stains the floor” as the college students left the store laughing.

by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014

Mop God

The god of all mop humans.

Colby is so godly at mopping that he deserves the title of Mop God.

by Dumb6nitch9ine May 05, 2021

flush mop

A large amount of very thick hair dangling in the toilet bowl - while the individual girl is held upside down - and completely clogging the toilet's trapway after being flushed.

Chic: You would never believe such a wonderful flush mop Bianka has!

Guy: Don't tell me she's clogged your toilet again!?

by verystinkymonkey October 30, 2017