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Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.
Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.
by gregben September 30, 2023
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Mooning

When the price of something rallies uncontrollably. Typically you want to be long before something moon's.
PPB stock is mooning. It has reached stratospheric levels.
by Longholder1 September 15, 2025
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Mooning

When a token’s price rapidly skyrockets, often driven by hype, momentum, or sudden buying pressure.
The memecoin started mooning minutes after the influencer tweet dropped.
by $URBANDIC January 5, 2026
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full mooning

When a two are cuddling naked back to back, therefore the butts would be touching creating a full moon affect.
Omg Eric don't be full mooning me while we are sleeping
by Hjsuebdk November 15, 2016
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Goose Moonin

An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.
goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.

Goose moonin, how do you like me now?

Goose moonin, nice nut baby.
by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023
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Blue Mooning

The act of showing your full moon (butt) the second time in a month.
You: Did you see the blue moon.
Me: Yeah, and I was blue mooning my friend.
by gregben October 8, 2023
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Blood Mooning

When one experiences bleeding from the rectum
"Dude, I nearly passed out last night from blood mooning"
by ItzMane June 27, 2024
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