moonpie

A kiss from your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Yay! I got a moonpie from my cuddlebear!

by Isabelle December 16, 2004

Moonpie

Semen being ate from the anus.

The Cuck or Cuckold eats the semen from his wifes anus after another man, (the Bull) pulls out from busting a nut in her anus.

The cuck is eating a moonpie.

by HomelandParkAF April 20, 2020

moonpie

A leftwing Tin foil hat wearing fool so blind he/she can't beleive anything said or even seen with there own eyes!

Whatever you say there Moonpie!

by TARKUS123a August 10, 2006

moonpie

n. A drink deal combo consisting of 3 beers and 1 shot of jagermeister. Usually bought at a good bar on a good night.

Hook me up with a moonpie.

by shizer twigstick July 28, 2004

moonpie muncher

Describes the white male of an interracial relationship with a black female. This term is used as an antonymn to term Snicker Licker or the white female of an interracial relationship with a black male.

She was a fine looking piece of dark chocolate, but the only way she knew how to improve her credit rating was to marry a moonpie muncher.

by Crazi8 February 21, 2014

hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017

Moonpie

When a couple is in the 69 position, but they suck poop out of eachothers' buttholes, then proceed to kissing and exchanging it, and ultimately swallowing it.

My mouth stank last night after we did a moonpie.

by Midnightwaffles January 8, 2011