Cougar Mooch

Men who are lazy youtubers, who pretends to be chef of 25 years, soccer play, lounge singer on a cruise ship, wedding sing, & lets not forgot magician. Synonym: Nader

Oh look, the cougar mooch is burning another sandwich.

by Snarky Priest June 14, 2023

mooch the pooch

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008

Dick Mooch

One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.

I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.

by DMoocher November 2, 2008

cooch mooch

Noun: A woman who uses sex for material gain.

Verb: To use sex for material gain.

A friend of mine coined this phrase. Since she rarely says anything disparaging, it is both scathing and funny.

She cooch mooched a car out of him.

That cooch mooch is looking for a sugar daddy.

by Diva Dahling January 10, 2012

Mooch Tan

The exact opposite of a taxi driver's tan. Its when one person mooches enough rides from people that their right arm, left in the UK, actually starts tanning because of the increased exposure to sun when the passenger's arm is outside of the window.

Hey man can I get a ride?

Screw off, you fat lazy leech!

Shit, he must have seen my mooch tan...

by McRunsfast January 14, 2009

mooch-wahl

Derived from the word "mutual." The word mooch-wahl refers to a person in a group of friends that does not fit in. Therefor a mutual agreement between the real friends occurs that the one said person does not fit in. They also are awkward and do not realize they are not like the group. That person would be referred to as a mooch-wahl. Friends always talk about others behind their backs in a group. If you are not observing this behavior you're probably the mooch-wahl.

Pronounced: Mooch "wall"
Enunciation: said like: bitch please

Person A: blah blah blah
Person B: blah blah blah
Person C: awkward statement (then leaves the room)
Person A: What a fuckin' mooch-wahl.

by Phappy September 20, 2009

Mooching off

A freeloader who loaths around scabbing money (& other stuff) off every one.

Ken - Let me borrow some money off you
Kris - No bugger off.. all you do is mooch off me.

Ken - I'm thirsty, give me some of your drink.
Kris - No! stop mooching off me you dirty hobo! Get a job you slacker!

by Mr. Matar October 19, 2006