Moo, noun, man, verb smokabong
If you ever are lucky enough to friend a moo,
you won’t regret it. A Moo is a unique rare breed of amazing. He will always have an ailment to dispute any enforcement from the law and is
guaranteed talk his way out of just about anything. Moo’s need to be handled with care and should not be left alone with females that are not genuine or who display any of the typical traits of girlie girls. Moo’s are usually found around small Smokey lounge rooms and are identifiable quite easily by the sound of them coughing. If you come across a Moo you can only be his friend by exchanging him with
mountains of mash potatoe with a side of meat pie. I hungry Moo is an unhappy Moo so make sure you replenish his supper regularly.