Definitions by SadisticallyTrainedDumbass

EITMLIF 

Explain It Like I’m Five; Like when you’re too dumb or young to understand big boy/girl words.

EITMLIF: Why do we say “cats and dogs” to describe hard rain?

Response: It’s because the rain is so terribly hard, it’s like cats and dogs are falling on your head.

EITMLIF by SadisticallyTrainedDumbass February 24, 2019

moo 

A satanic ritual used to turn someone else into a mooing cow.

Ritualist: “Moo...”

Victim: “moo moo moo moo”

moo by SadisticallyTrainedDumbass January 20, 2019

idts 

Also goes by “IT” and “idets.” Means “i don’t think so.” (it means i think and idet means i don’t even think so.)

Homie: Yeah, we still having that lit party tonight???

Me: “idts, man.”

idts by SadisticallyTrainedDumbass January 20, 2019