Get Monked

To get destroyed or somehow embarrassed. To cause long term damage to oneself using something to do with a monk or their way of life.

Jack: "Jamie I just beat you by 59 kills, GET MONKED!"

Jamie: "Going to the monastery right now."

by Tunnus June 27, 2016

mookid

people,especially kids and teens that are fat,and those that would rather sit and graze(eat) than do anything productive for society or hang out with their friends.

Kid 1: Hey Mike, do you want to hang out at the mall today?
Kid 2: No my mom is making chocolate pie and cookies, and I'm hungry.
Kid 1: Damn mikey You are a Mookid!

by Bobert Mcbobert September 3, 2008

flying monkies

A bunch of minions from The Wizard of Oz that work for the Wicked Witch of the West, and are monkies, with wings. The person who thought of this is clearly a moron because no one liked the idea of flying monkies, because monkies are most like humans and humans have no chance in being able to fly without a machine. Overall, flying monkies is a terrible idea.

Amanda: Hey girl, did you see those flying monkies in that movie? They were silly sweet!
Grace: I found those flying monkies to be totally ridiculous, The Wizard of Oz should have never been a movie.

by bloodysox1918 May 3, 2006

monkies

the plural of monkey

alicia and all her friends are monkies.

by todd November 11, 2003

Monkadoodle

A bitch who blows off her friends to go eat with someone else. Usually a bitch named Jessalyn.

Jessalyn is being a monkadoodle.

by Super bad bitch January 10, 2014

mankid

substitute for son. refers to a child in middle age

Finally, my mankid is coming to visit Australia!,

by aussie mom August 25, 2011

Monkied

to throw up

I about monkied from the smell!!!

by Jally000 February 1, 2009