manjayjay

A slang term for a mangina.

Quit starin' at the manjayjay!

by Chrissy Foxxx April 24, 2007

Monday Brain

Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.

My Monday Brain has caused me to forget an email attachment three times today.

by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010

Monday Stamina

An unusually high amount of energy/enthusiasm one sometimes feels on a Monday when working at a usually tiring or otherwise boring job. Monday Stamina is not something felt by the average employee on every Monday (other emotions sometimes felt on Mondays include "unhappy" "bored" and "suicidal"), however it does occur roughly 5-15 times per year for the average employee.

A: Hey, _______ what are you still doing here? Your shift ended at 4:30.

B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...

by Vending Machine Cheata September 2, 2010

mondaymorningitis

it is the feeling, especially on Monday morning, when you don't want to get out of the bed or/and want to (go to) work.

more severe case is called mondaymorningitis on both sides.

- What's up, man? How was your weekend?
- The weekend was fine but I got mondaymorningitis.
-Oh, man, me too. On both sides.

by vlaci1983 October 19, 2010

OFI Monday

An expression used when returning to school or work on Monday after a super fun, hard-partying weekend meaning oh fuck its monday; the opposite of TGI Friday.

When we had to go back to school, everyone was like OFI Monday.

by buttonhatesmondays May 7, 2009

Honorary Monday

The tuesday after a long weekend, which feels just as bad as a regular monday.

Make that a double expresso, it's Honorary Monday.

by the oob June 1, 2009

Anal Monday

It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass

Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy

Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday

by Bouvier89 January 3, 2010