Modern Waffle

man whore

Wow that guy is a modern waffle. hes been with five girls this week.

by ikutuo6yhtujuog August 10, 2010

Modern music

Music from 2014 to now also it sucks
OLD MUSIC RULES

Modern music sucks

by Arandomwordknower July 18, 2022

Modern Audience

An euphemism for progressive audience in entertainment. Usually used when talking about Hollywood or West game development.

Did you see the new Saints Row reboot? The devs said it caters to modern sensibilities and will appeal to a modern audience hence neutering everything the series stood for. What an awesome idea!

Narrator in Morgan Freeman voice: The game flopped.

by phv333 August 21, 2023

post modernism

in philosophy: what you end up if you think about things too much.

damn i've arrived at post modernism, looks like there isn't a way in which i can verify moral truth.

by obi wan the pimp kenobi May 16, 2006

Modern Times

Any time after the creation of Spongebob SquarePants.

David: Hey, don't you remember how awesome Rocket Power was?
Patrick: Rocket Power?? That isn't even important because it was before Modern Times.

by sneer13 November 5, 2009

modern pop

Think about a pile of shit, and you got something better

"Man, this is some good shit, Black Sabbath."
"Yeah, better than modern pop"

by Pronglover February 16, 2017

Modern law

1. the vast selection of written and unwritten ingredients which we recipe to make Judicial Decisions. 2. analogous to the Bible in that it can be made to say whatever one desires 3. impossible to break provided a Judicial Decision incorporates it in some form or fashion. 4. synonymous with the terms "Silly Putty" and "Whatever" 5. written word with the power to create the illusion of equal and fair justice for all. 6. The antiquated idea turned into a modern myth.

I just started modern law school, and my professor said: It is a fact undisputed
by the judiciary that absolutely nothing is illegal in this lawless society.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021