The Irish Mohawk is a "Backwards Mohawk" where somebody shaves straight down the middle of somebody head (nearly 100% involuntarily) due to large amounts of alcohol consumption...the Irish Mohawk is named such because like the Irish it is Backwards
Guy 1: dude that guy just passed out!!
Dude: i know huh, know what im thinking ;)
Guy 1: no...But who the fuck cares lets give him an Irish Mohawk
Dude: Sweeet
Dude: i know huh, know what im thinking ;)
Guy 1: no...But who the fuck cares lets give him an Irish Mohawk
Dude: Sweeet
by That Dude guy February 15, 2011
Teenage homosexuals who try to fit in with girls because they usually have a tiny pee-wee cannon. Also can be described as pussy middleschoolers who have been raped that don't have the testes to admit it.
Teddy hated his life so much, that he made girls give him a Pink Mohawk to make him look cool over the internet. Teddy doesn't have any male friends anymore...
by /\/\oses January 18, 2009
Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.
by GonzoMM August 13, 2006
Mohawk is a great campus and looks amazing except the dorms. The worst dorms u will ever live in it looks like a prison AC doesn’t work for shit it gets to hot to the point when it feels like u dipped ur ball sack into ranch dressing. This college is know as a drug campus there’s ether crack heads or people that rub there sandy pussy and complain all the time. If ur planning to go and take classes there go for it but if u want to live there I wouldn’t u will definitely shove a cabbage up ur ass and regret it.
by Stormcrum September 30, 2020
A mohawk that is only on the top of your head, not on the back. The combination of a United States Marine Corps jarhead haircut and a mohawk.
by Chilibear August 12, 2012
Similar to a female landing strip. The thick line of Mohawk will start at your butt-hole, and end at the belly button. Be sure to have completely manicured (waxed, groomed, threaded, etc.)
by Honeyandham June 26, 2018
When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 04, 2023