minty boi

To be salty but in a cool state. To keep your cool but seconds away from busting a cap in your friends ass.

Lil pump acts like he is a minty boi. But he low key triggered bruh.

Ex: Hillary Clinton was being a minty boi durring the debates. When Trump was calling her wrong she kept her cool, but was triggered.

by Lil sheaksphere November 14, 2017

Minty Sensation

When you’re done brushing your teeth, you use the foam left behind from the toopaste as lubrication as you stick it up your ass.

Dad: Son, what kind of masturbation are you going to try tonight?
Son: I’m going to try a minty Sensation after I brush my teeth!!

by This isn't me November 21, 2017

minty-ball

v. minty-balling, minty-balled The sexual act wherein a man powders his ball sack with bread mold and then has intercourse with a woman. After coitus is complete the woman is somehow convinced to smell the ball sack as it "changed" during the act and should now smell minty.

Tucker Max minty-balled that bitch and has yet to write about it.

She said: What is George doing with that bread?

He said: Minty-balling the girl he brought home from the bar.

by Mike Oxelong October 10, 2009

minty clinch

Minty Clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of buggery upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond destitute, whereupon he took his own life.

"Where's Warren the Filth tonight?"
"He's doing a Minty Clinch down in Resolven car-park.

by William Tickle-Tockle December 6, 2015

minty-fresh

The feeling that you have in your mouth directly after oral sex. Also known as "one of the sexiest, horniest, juiciest feelings in the world." Cannot be felt anywhere else.

Dude, I gotta bang her tonight to get that minty-fresh feeling. It's awesome.

by Watkinius Maximus November 24, 2010

Dirty Minty

When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was

Ian did a dirty minty with the KFC. Don't eat it.

by FeenianShlang April 17, 2020

minty vagina

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

by John Smith May 13, 2005