This is a card played in Clash Royale. Typically used by either the most elite strategists in the game or by the worst strategists in the game, there is no in-between. Usually used to get quick powerful hits on powerful enemies. This card is often hated on by pussies.
by The Scarlet L June 27, 2021
by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL February 28, 2009
A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.
"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
by NurseDiesel December 03, 2021
A mini lol is a laugh that is not quite 'lol', but is still technically a 'laugh out loud'. It is in between ':|' and 'lol' on the lolage spectrum. It's a quiet laugh, the real-life equivalent of 'Heh'.
Person 1: Your mum is fat.
Person 2: Well you're gay.
Person 1: Man, I was just joking with you!
Person 2: ...mini lol?
Person 2: Well you're gay.
Person 1: Man, I was just joking with you!
Person 2: ...mini lol?
by I Define The Internet April 09, 2010
by 69trousersnake69 August 23, 2022
Mini-Balrogs are created by typoes in Lord of the Rings fanfiction. They are not overly fond of fangirls and eat raw eggs and bacon. They generally reside at OFUM.
Legoals, Grimli, Borimer, Isenguard.
by GreenCat3 March 07, 2004
Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.
by Moneyshawt May 09, 2008