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Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.
Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.
by Professional Educator September 20, 2020
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Milkman

Shane Vanweort is the milkman of mccafams
by Adkrcowboys9488 December 27, 2018
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Knocking the Milkman out

Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.
by Myersrum September 6, 2019
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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Milkman

The first person to lose in the No-Nut Challenge
"Josh lost the No-Nut Challenge, what a milkman!"
by A Horse With No Name June 15, 2020
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