THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!
You cannot make it throughout 2 (or 3 depends) years of this hellhole without atleas experiencing each of the following things atleast once...
1:DRAMA!!! FUCK!!!!
2: Losing one of your good friends from elemntary school because of DRAMA!
3: Not being able to conenctrate on anything because of DRAMA!
4: jacking off in the school bathrooms (u all know uve tried it)
5: Starving all day only to be served food that tastes worse than your shit made by lunch ladies that look like they got radiation sickness.
6: making friends that know you from the inside out, and u can talk to them about anything, they understand all the shit uve been through and they can relate.
7: noticing that teachers are NOT always right, infact they are usually wrong.
8: forming a deep hatred for all establishment and not looking forward to school at all.
9: shitting your brains out after u eat that chili! OH BOY!
10: having a girl touch ur penis when she is high on ecstacy and u dont even kno it.
11: smoking weed!
You cannot make it throughout 2 (or 3 depends) years of this hellhole without atleas experiencing each of the following things atleast once...
1:DRAMA!!! FUCK!!!!
2: Losing one of your good friends from elemntary school because of DRAMA!
3: Not being able to conenctrate on anything because of DRAMA!
4: jacking off in the school bathrooms (u all know uve tried it)
5: Starving all day only to be served food that tastes worse than your shit made by lunch ladies that look like they got radiation sickness.
6: making friends that know you from the inside out, and u can talk to them about anything, they understand all the shit uve been through and they can relate.
7: noticing that teachers are NOT always right, infact they are usually wrong.
8: forming a deep hatred for all establishment and not looking forward to school at all.
9: shitting your brains out after u eat that chili! OH BOY!
10: having a girl touch ur penis when she is high on ecstacy and u dont even kno it.
11: smoking weed!
6th grader: OMG IM SO ExCITED FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL! IM GONNA BE RUNNING BACK FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND ILL TEAR THE SCHOOL UP OMG!!!
middle schooler: poor child, u dont kno wat ur in for go fuck urself
middle schooler: poor child, u dont kno wat ur in for go fuck urself
by peculiarmonkey October 3, 2008
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you don't have to try in middle school, you just pass your classes by being there. you can pull a lot of stuff off in front of the teachers since they all hate you anyway.
lots of kids become emos and goths
the popular people rule everything.
you don't have to try in middle school, you just pass your classes by being there. you can pull a lot of stuff off in front of the teachers since they all hate you anyway.
lots of kids become emos and goths
the popular people rule everything.
by daveyyyyy October 2, 2007
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by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005
Get the Middle School mug.The place where under-qualified teachers and coaches that never stop yelling transform you from a sweet innocent 5th grader to either a self-absorbed loud-mouthed jock or a perverted sarcastic freak of nature. They also set you into groups based on how smart you are and make you feel bad about yourself in some way. The only way anybody makes it through the pure torture that you get everyday is the awsome people that you meet and the freedom of extracurricular activities.
mother: billy, you've been making more and more bad choices since you started middle school.
billy: of course i have, middle school does that to you.
billy: of course i have, middle school does that to you.
by honorband71 May 31, 2010
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the youngest grade thinks they're so cool because they just got out of elementary school.
the middle grade hates everyone and really just doesn't care at all.
the oldest grade also hates every other grade and they act superior to everyone else. and scares everyone with how tall they are.
the one where i live is grades 5, 6 and 7 but a lot of them are 6, 7 and 8.
the youngest grade thinks they're so cool because they just got out of elementary school.
the middle grade hates everyone and really just doesn't care at all.
the oldest grade also hates every other grade and they act superior to everyone else. and scares everyone with how tall they are.
the one where i live is grades 5, 6 and 7 but a lot of them are 6, 7 and 8.
middle school:
kid in youngest grade: lyk omggzzz i am sooo kewl! 3 months ago i was an elementerrey skewl kidd but now im soooo awesomez.
kid in middle grade: what? oh just shut up.
kid in oldest grade: look! im tall! MUAHAHAHAHA
kid in youngest grade: lyk omggzzz i am sooo kewl! 3 months ago i was an elementerrey skewl kidd but now im soooo awesomez.
kid in middle grade: what? oh just shut up.
kid in oldest grade: look! im tall! MUAHAHAHAHA
by look its a person! November 28, 2009
Get the middle school mug.1. The place where all males turn in doucebags with white earbuds embedded in his ear. For fun they mock anyone not into sports, Call of Duty or any popular rapper. Ofthen plays the guitar because it looks cool, without learning the frets or tuning. Yes they jump right for guitar without thinking about trying piano, bass, saxophone, etc.(oh and they never use acostic ones) books are "retarded and gay" and manga and anime are for weirdos.
2. They place where all females have a walk-in closet full of arecrombie and fitch, hollister american eagle and aeropostle. Thanks to daddys credit card, they have a 5000 dollar warbdrobe. They will give head to anyone who plays football. They enjoy rap and pop and think rock is "for old people" and metal is for "emos drug addicts and dumb people" when they themselves cheat on tests. Use terms such as 'lol' 'bffl' and 'ttyl' all have favebook pages.
2. They place where all females have a walk-in closet full of arecrombie and fitch, hollister american eagle and aeropostle. Thanks to daddys credit card, they have a 5000 dollar warbdrobe. They will give head to anyone who plays football. They enjoy rap and pop and think rock is "for old people" and metal is for "emos drug addicts and dumb people" when they themselves cheat on tests. Use terms such as 'lol' 'bffl' and 'ttyl' all have favebook pages.
1.Me:Hi, i like playing the Legend of Zelda instead of Call of Duty, i'm not too into watching espn for four hours a day, i like to play the bass instead of the guitar, i enjoy reading manga and anime and my music of choice is bands such as AC/DC, the Beatles, and Gorillaz.
Middle school male:dude ur a queer.
2.Wahhhhh!. I failed 7th grade, dad i want 40 dollars so i can buy 2 inch jeans from arecrombie while i listen to avril lavienge
Middle school male:dude ur a queer.
2.Wahhhhh!. I failed 7th grade, dad i want 40 dollars so i can buy 2 inch jeans from arecrombie while i listen to avril lavienge
by Xelloss23 August 29, 2011
Get the Middle School mug.the fucking hell hole that makes everyone go suicidal crazy bitch on you. the teachers say its the best time of your life when really you will realize that the best time of your life is when you're 21 and can hang with all the legal boozers you call your friends.
by Mimi needs a roger February 17, 2010
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