porn machine

A computer with internet access, thus porn

Yo dude, i just bought a new G5 porn machine!

by Le grand Sachon May 16, 2008

ice cream machine

broke

Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"

by henlo smol bean :) June 25, 2017

Michiya

The ship name for Mizole and Ichiya, two characters from nintendos video game splatoon who literally do not appear in game. They are both in “lore bands” and are supposedly rivals which is why people ship them.

“You ship Michiya?!”
“Yes”
“But they’re confirmed as rivals!”
“Yes.”

by SoLongAndGoodnight August 15, 2022

Fear machine

A large, bazooka-like gun that shoots dildos hard enough into a foe's mouth to break his/her neck.

Police Officer: <looks at shattered body> Dear god! What happened to this poor man?!

Innocent Bystander: He has succumb to the neck-breaking power of the fear machine.

by MacKeown! June 15, 2011

Reverse bubble machine

Where you and hot chick are slaming ass ckeeks together and the chick has runny shit. You then proceed to fart into the runny shit creating shit bubbles. (Works with all genders!!!)

Person 1: I shouldn't have ate taco bell I have go take a runny shit
Person 2: Wait! I have an idea

Person 1: what is it hurry up
Person 2: lets do a reverse bubble machine

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

michigan

a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel

"independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility"

by cardenio February 4, 2005

Lake Michigan Highball

Chicago tap water.

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."

by Ginakakis November 14, 2012