The Arizonian who wrote the bestsellers "Twilight" and "New Moon". Also the creator of Edward Cullen and a new type of vampire.
by mucus rocks March 1, 2007
Get the Stephenie Meyermug. by Amyah brown October 6, 2017
Get the zach meyermug. by davoi sims October 23, 2011
Get the Joey Meyermug. he's a sad loser who has no friends. he sits in a cave being really sad. something funni blahahuhfcli
by 3884798ujhfdjnfck January 5, 2022
Get the Filip Meyersmug. he is a faggot that means he likes bois not girls hints the faggot thing if you have a caden meyers in your life you should probably kill your self like right in front of them it gives them a erotic Bonner level 4 if you know what i mean. so uh you have a caden well thats the end of the line for you. hahaha. has a micro cock and doesnt wash or cut hair. will suck your cock on demand
by mathies April 16, 2019
Get the caden meyersmug. A fuckwhit whos ass got fired from the Jacksonville jaguar's only 13 games because he's a crybaby, a fucking bully and a dumb ass, and can't fucking take a loss without throwing a fit
Urban Meyer example
(Kicker struggling to make kicks)
Urban Meyer: (kicks the kicker in the leg) hey dipship make your fucking kick's
Sometime during week 1-5 Urban Meyer was seen being a unfaithful fuck to his wife dancing and grinding with a girl at a bar that ruined her life
Jags fans: what a fucking ass-wipe that poor girl doesn't deserve her life being ruined because of that balloon head
Week 13:
Mike vrabel: oh look it's my old coach better say hi to him. (tries to shake his hand but he has to be a fucking sore loser)
Mike vrabel: well fuck you too then bitch ass cry baby take a loss like a man
(Kicker struggling to make kicks)
Urban Meyer: (kicks the kicker in the leg) hey dipship make your fucking kick's
Sometime during week 1-5 Urban Meyer was seen being a unfaithful fuck to his wife dancing and grinding with a girl at a bar that ruined her life
Jags fans: what a fucking ass-wipe that poor girl doesn't deserve her life being ruined because of that balloon head
Week 13:
Mike vrabel: oh look it's my old coach better say hi to him. (tries to shake his hand but he has to be a fucking sore loser)
Mike vrabel: well fuck you too then bitch ass cry baby take a loss like a man
by Bleeding guns December 17, 2021
Get the Urban Meyermug. 