memphis mudflap

When have to wipe your balls, after taking a shit.

ken dropped his watch in the toliet, while performing a "Memphis Mudflap," on his male sex slave.

by hoss geller September 10, 2011

mermanatee

a mythical vegetarian betwixt a cute boy and a handsome man

I just got grazed by a mermanatee.

by ChiRho May 29, 2013

Memphis Showboat

A man or woman that takes joy In fucking in public places, usually in plain site. You'll most often see the Memphis Showboat in public parks, Jack Pirtle's Chicken parking lots, or Picadilley Cafeteria buffet lines.

Look at those Memphis Showboats over there fucking on top of that statue of Robert E. Lee.

by FantasyShirley April 2, 2015

memphis mud muffin

When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend

That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.

by Nemout November 3, 2017

Memphis Riverboat

When a person goes in for a Cleveland Steamer and hits your belly instead... And goes on to churn the result like a Riverboat

Big gay Dennis went in for a tiajuana backpack, but lost his footing and ended up with a jelly belly which he turned into a Memphis Riverboat

by Cunbunal December 16, 2017

Merman Theory

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.

Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.

by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018

Meropi

Meropi is a very good and funny person when she is around of her friends. She has a different style and different humor but she can keep all the secrets she has heard from you.

You should have a Meropi friend

by Mimi Z November 20, 2021