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xbox mexican

The dude with a corny ass gamertag that tried to sound cool for example (Black Dragon) or (deathraider45) some shit like that you’ll know one when you see them. Also they’ll usually have a vacuum going on in the background while a baby cries. They also uses numbers as letters as a substitute for example D1eh4rdg4m3r Also uses 2005 iPhone headphones for there mic and talked thought a kinnect Or any one who is expected of speaking Spanish.
Hey look there’s an Xbox Mexican. Hey kick that kid from the game dudes definitely an Xbox Mexican. Dam I can’t believe I almost got killed by that Xbox Mexican look at his corny ass name. Another example would be if they use there C and K wrong for example Skorpion Destoyer
by BraBran December 14, 2017
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Mexican Tugboat

When a girl gives a blow job/hand job combo while inserting a finger in the guy's ass.

It's a very rare maneuver not recommended for new couples.
Guy 1: This girl was blowing me last night and she stuck her finger up my ass!!

Guy 2: Dude! That's a Mexican Tugboat!!
by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011
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Mexican Phonebooth

The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.
I need to take a dump but Hector the dishwasher is in the Mexican phonebooth
by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011
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mertcan

A boy you'd wish to have in your life. His eyes will leave you breathless and his big heart is noticed everywhere. Doing really dumb things sometimes but at the very end it'll always all of a sudden turn out good.
OMG mertcan is looking this way!! How do I look?
by Ade Lina May 2, 2018
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Mexican Secret Santa

-verb

The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.
My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.

I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock
by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010
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mexican spiderman

Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.
Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?
by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018
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Mexican Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Fire Drill, but instead of stopping at a red light and running around the car like a little girl, the passenger must climb out of an open window on the car while it is still moving and proceed to climb across the roof of the car and into another open window on the car. This act of bravery and courage gets its name from the world of Lucha Libre where young men who wished to know the secrets of the Luchadors preformed this feat while blindfolded to prove their worth and "badassness". However, as years went by this became a mainstream thing and the blindfolding was phased out. A Mexican Fire Drill is preformed preferably at speeds in excess of 35mph.
Guy 1: Dude why have girls been falling so easily for Billy lately?
Guy 2: Didn't you hear bro? Billy did a Mexican Fire Drill while going 75mph on I-25, and subsequently girls view him as a symbol of pure masculinity and as a viable husband and father.
by Lead_Farmer November 27, 2013
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