1.) Like reds but the paper don't burn as fast. They taste much better than lights, which are for bitches and queermofagsexuals. Mediums are usually bought when there are no reds available.
2.) Marlboro Red Jr... Life's short, smoke up, kiddos.
2.) Marlboro Red Jr... Life's short, smoke up, kiddos.
Kid: Evening fine sir, a pack of Marlboro Reds please.
Clerk: You look kinda young, lemme get some ID.
Kid: I meant mediums, sorry.
Clerk: Oh aight, that'll be $8.50.
Inner thought: Finally, a store that sells smokes.
Me: Really, you only got two types of cigarettes?
Clerk: Yeah? You want Camel lights or Marlboro mediums?
Me: Uhh... the mediums... What are you, retarded?
Clerk: Excuse me? This is a fine wine store you know.
Me: Look. I don't care if your gay, just gimme da smokes.
Clerk: You look kinda young, lemme get some ID.
Kid: I meant mediums, sorry.
Clerk: Oh aight, that'll be $8.50.
Inner thought: Finally, a store that sells smokes.
Me: Really, you only got two types of cigarettes?
Clerk: Yeah? You want Camel lights or Marlboro mediums?
Me: Uhh... the mediums... What are you, retarded?
Clerk: Excuse me? This is a fine wine store you know.
Me: Look. I don't care if your gay, just gimme da smokes.
by Tyler Higgins December 19, 2012
Get the Marlboro Mediums mug.1. Medium key is when you neither want it broadcast (highkey) and don't want it kept as a secret either (lowkey).
It would just be something plain.
It would just be something plain.
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The annoying size in between medium and large. where the size medium is uncomfortable and the large is drowning you.
dave: dude this shirt is to big!
Rob: wat size is it?
dave: large
roo: o dude ur gunna need an Extra Medium!
Rob: wat size is it?
dave: large
roo: o dude ur gunna need an Extra Medium!
by zerorider420 June 27, 2009
Get the Extra Medium mug.Not a legitimate category of eggs. Over easy is the only acceptable response when describing "over-____".
by eggdoctor March 21, 2010
Get the Over-Medium mug.An Extra-Medium size shirt, made famous by Zachary Edelen, is big enough for shoulders to fit but tight enough to show off gains worked hard for at the gym.
Medium doesn't fit.
Large gives no props.
Medium doesn't fit.
Large gives no props.
by zedelen November 14, 2014
Get the Extra-Medium mug.1. adj. mediocre, fine, not great, okay, so-so
2. adv. mediocrely, in a not so great manner
Usually accompanied by a so-so hand gesture and often used to denote when a previous statement is untrue or only half-true.
2. adv. mediocrely, in a not so great manner
Usually accompanied by a so-so hand gesture and often used to denote when a previous statement is untrue or only half-true.
-Dude, that chick is totally hot.
-medium.
I was thinking about going to the beach today, but then I realized I was only medium psyched.
-medium.
I was thinking about going to the beach today, but then I realized I was only medium psyched.
by misstrionics June 22, 2005
Get the medium mug.A person who has little to no skill as a worker or a leader. He sees people that do work as a threat, because the boss will like them more. No chance to toss a coworker under the bus or slob the bosses knob will ever go untaken. Your hard work tends to be his livelihood, your mistakes tend to be his chance to bring you down a rung. The boss needs a volenteer? Medium will jump right in and do it. Then bitch about doing it the whole time as if he was forced to do it.
The boss is gone to an appointment and won't know if we are working. Oh don't worry about that... If we slack off the Medium will be sure to tell on us.
by Track26 February 12, 2014
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