melanie

a female given name. an extreme tease and an excessive time waster. melanies will often say one thing and do another and make promises having absolutely no intention of delivering on them.
first guy: man i can't believe i asked that girl out six times and got no positive results. i really liked her.

second guy: sound like you were dealing with a melanie
by anonymous man152 January 26, 2011
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melani

is girl who is in madly in LOVE joel she is married to him and has 5 kids
"i am a melani i am in love with joel
by bootylicious 2003 April 16, 2018
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Melanie

Melanie's are very funny people, they love to make people laugh and good at it to! Melanie's are sometimes very sporty and sometimes very artsy. Melanie's are extremely kind but don't give to many chances. They are always willing to help a friend and they also make very good points. Melanie's are daredevils, if someone suggests a dare there is is no backing out now. Melanie's are quite sassy and not afraid to say what's on their mind.
"Wow how is Melanie so popular?"
"Because she's Melanie"
by I'm telling the truth June 21, 2018
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A girl who is brilliant (gets allA+s), sweet, gorgeous, lovable, gregarious, and a wannabe. Everyone loves her and everyone wants to be her!
Girl1: Melanie is my bae
Girl2: Melanie is so gorgeous
Girl3: She's my best friend
Girl4: Everyone loves her so much
Girl5: I wannabe Melanie
by Gia the goddess June 01, 2016
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Melanie is the type of girl you would fall in love with. She's unique and has a perfect personality. She loves to laugh. Melanie is the best person you can be with, even if she's shy. She's obsessed with her lover and tries hard to not show it. She's someone with positive feelings and hates to see her friends sad.
Woman: hey who's that?
Woman 2: that's MELANIE<33
by Yourmommylikesgirls December 01, 2021
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She’s really hot. All the boys want her! She’s smart just doesn’t show it. She has good fashion sense but tends to wear lazy stuff at school. She’s very sporty and active. If you do something bad to her she will avenge you just won’t say anything. Don’t get on her bad side you’ll regret it. If you date a Melanie your lucky because everyone wants her.
Wow your dating a Melanie!
by ilovebubbletea November 24, 2021
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A girl who is to nosey, And thinks the world revolves around her. Gets jealous easily and thinks she's someone's only friend. Either really skinny, or really fat.
"dont tell me melanies here, shes so annoying."
by 90101096 April 21, 2023
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