melanie

a female given name. an extreme tease and an excessive time waster. melanies will often say one thing and do another and make promises having absolutely no intention of delivering on them.

first guy: man i can't believe i asked that girl out six times and got no positive results. i really liked her.

second guy: sound like you were dealing with a melanie

by anonymous man152 January 25, 2011

melani

is girl who is in madly in LOVE joel she is married to him and has 5 kids

"i am a melani i am in love with joel

by bootylicious 2003 April 16, 2018

Melanie

A girl who is brilliant (gets allA+s), sweet, gorgeous, lovable, gregarious, and a wannabe. Everyone loves her and everyone wants to be her!

Girl1: Melanie is my bae
Girl2: Melanie is so gorgeous
Girl3: She's my best friend
Girl4: Everyone loves her so much
Girl5: I wannabe Melanie

by Gia the goddess June 1, 2016

Melanie

Melanie's are very funny people, they love to make people laugh and good at it to! Melanie's are sometimes very sporty and sometimes very artsy. Melanie's are extremely kind but don't give to many chances. They are always willing to help a friend and they also make very good points. Melanie's are daredevils, if someone suggests a dare there is is no backing out now. Melanie's are quite sassy and not afraid to say what's on their mind.

"Wow how is Melanie so popular?"
"Because she's Melanie"

by I'm telling the truth June 21, 2018

Melanie

Sweet girly who's true love is Hot Cheetos. Can make your day a whole lot better, and never fails to make a person laugh.

Melanie: I'm a cat

by Banana November 7, 2020

Melanie

A beautiful, smart and caring woman. The best sister in the world.

Person 1: Gurl , your sister Melanie is the best sister ever.

Person 2: I know, right?

by Constantly smh January 8, 2017

Melanie

Melanie is the true definition of beauty she has dark hair and brown eyes . She is courageous, honest ,mature and has a big sassy personnality. She always has a smile on her face and laughs all time , has a a sense of humor . But... don't mess with Melanie: she is always right and you're wrong. And she's good to convince you at it😉 althought she is a strong girl and always seems positive she is very sensitive sometimes and don't show it expect to who she truly trusts and feel safe to tell her secrets to. Don't let her down because she'll lose her belief and trust in you and its hard to get her trust you back as she used to before .

-Where is Melanie?
-Who? The beautiful smiley girl?

by Melgh November 21, 2021