the hottest person in the history of the earth she is absolutely stunning mostly tend to be violent they are girls who have either massive trust issues and tiny tits or huge tits and no trust issues. If u meet a megan wife her asap she will be the most loyal person ever.
person 1: yo that girl over there has massive tits
person 2: she’s probably a megan
person 3: mate wife her asap she’ll be super loyal
person 2: she’s probably a megan
person 3: mate wife her asap she’ll be super loyal
by love ya_ June 21, 2022
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No offense to any Megan’s, I’m sure a lot of you are great. I was hurt by a Megan though so I felt like making this, I have no bitterness to any of you, save the one that hurt me.
No offense to any Megan’s, I’m sure a lot of you are great. I was hurt by a Megan though so I felt like making this, I have no bitterness to any of you, save the one that hurt me.
“Who’s Megan?”
“The girl who pretended to be my friend, then stole my friends.”
“Aw, that’s awful. I’m sorry.”
“The girl who pretended to be my friend, then stole my friends.”
“Aw, that’s awful. I’m sorry.”
by Louisville/Loserville hater February 26, 2022
Get the Megan mug.A woman that eats your soul and bathes in the blood of virgins. Who would kill you just as fast as rape you if your hot. Always undressed you with her eyes and lets you know about it by her smile. Got kick out of hell from torching people too good (also stole a sandwich). And is now secretly trying to rule the whole world.
by EosSELENE January 12, 2012
Get the Megan mug.Awesome, cute, and absolutely hilarious. She is the most gorgeous girl you have ever seen. She is like a Disney princess, she is brave and adventurous. She loves donuts and going to hotels. She is the frickin' kindest person you will ever meet.
by meganspring24 November 18, 2016
Get the Megan mug.She's the most popular girl at school at you know her. She's got all the boys wrapped around her little finger. She's so gorgeous and no one can deny it. She so talented she can sing so well and is amazing. Always has time for boys,she adores her boyfriend. And she's so fucking funny!! If you know a Megan she's probably your best friend
Friend1:I wanna be her so bad!
Friend2:She's so pretty and talented.
Boy1:Who is she?
Boy2(hottest guy in school): Her name is Megan and she's mine.
Friend2:She's so pretty and talented.
Boy1:Who is she?
Boy2(hottest guy in school): Her name is Megan and she's mine.
by Hshshussushs March 19, 2017
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Attributes of Megan:
-Big Booty
-Swooning Blue Eyes
-Unreal hourglass figure
-Blonde bombshell
Nerd factor:
-Watches anime
-Loves Hello Kitty
-Gamer
-Reads novels
Though this nerd might fool you she's secretly a siren that lures in men as pray. Watch out! Megan is on the prowel.
Attributes of Megan:
-Big Booty
-Swooning Blue Eyes
-Unreal hourglass figure
-Blonde bombshell
Nerd factor:
-Watches anime
-Loves Hello Kitty
-Gamer
-Reads novels
Though this nerd might fool you she's secretly a siren that lures in men as pray. Watch out! Megan is on the prowel.
by Ayyyeeegurl;) June 12, 2017
Get the Megan mug.Megan is beautiful, so fucking funny, and literally gets all the boys. She is always the leader of whoever she's with. She's a great friend but can also be stubborn but yet no one will ever leave her becuase they need a her in their life. She has gorgeous eyes. She is blonde and has her blonde moments sometimes..She also loves food yet she is still so skinny.
by yourbasicblonde January 14, 2017
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