Cupper Melter

A science fair project gone wrong. A person who is very judgmental and thinks of the most random things. She is athletic but won't admit she's good at soccer. She never tries unless she is with people she trusts and will never speak Spanish unless she is with people she never will see again. Hates milk, eggs, avocado, and people who even barely get on her nerves. (blondie)

Wow she is such a Cupper Melter I wonder if that's her science fair...

by LB Blondie / The Hot Volcano May 21, 2019

Haircut-meter

Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!

Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.

Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!

Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!

by That Raffy Taffy May 31, 2019

100 meter dash

An event in track where you have to sprint 100 meters as fast as you can.

Wow! Usain Bolt got the world record for the 100 meter dash.

by CreeperKid June 6, 2019

Midget meter

A unit of measurement for midgets

The pole is 2 and a half midget meters

by Flynn b November 17, 2022

give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.

"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"

by HRabbit November 10, 2016

Mister Tom Meter

He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.

That "Mister Tom Meter" is such a dirty motherfucker!

by YoungJensen January 23, 2011

The Dick Meter

n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.

Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!

That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!

by Charlie Gallagher January 8, 2008