Gourp medallion

A necklace made of string and metal to keep the gourps away

I have my gourp medallion on so the gourps don’t eat my farts

by Jr233 November 11, 2018

have a medal

-a flippant remark said to someone who has acheived a pathetic result in something
-a sarcastic form of congratulating someone
-said after someone does something that is embarrassing but thoughtful; a sexual innuendo, meaning that there is some kind of prize or compensation for doing something so humiliating or amusing.
-code for sexual favours or repayment for something in the form of sex. anal or normal.

-(flippant remark)after someone tripped over tying their shoelace: have a medal.
-(sexual innuendo)someone has spent two hours sorting paperwork just so that they can talk to you or see you at a later date: have a medal

by ClaudiaJohn March 16, 2007

Medavarapu

a very nice girl who doesn't necessarily care about penis size she'd do anyone as long as they have anything. someone who would love to watch any type of group sex especially an orgy between any species of chipmunks

SJ: You see that medavarapu

Rayaan: Yea i see that good good

SJ: You think she'll smash me even tho mines so small

Rayaan: ya she hit me even though mine is an inch

by ProPD June 25, 2016

Win some medals

New code word for smoking weed, thanks to Michael Phelps, who won a record number of gold medals while blazed.

"Hey Johnny, wanna go win some medals?"
"Fo sho, let me go get my bong"

by Dont Smoke Dope February 26, 2009

platinum medal

Introduced in the Vancouver Olympics, the platinum medal is an Olympic medal awarded only to those whose performances far exceed the requirements for a gold medal or whose egos far exceed the requirements for being able to accept a silver medal. So far, the only one to have ever been awarded this high honour is Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko, who received this award upon successfully completing a quad when all of his opponents only completed triple or less. To imitate the Olympic podium, it is often placed in between "gold" and "bronze" in the standings and is abbreviated "S" for "special snowflake."

Congratulations to Evgeni Plushenko on his platinum medal-winning performance in the Vancouver Olympics!

by Zukashin March 1, 2010

Mederick

Very funny and weird at some points: often a ladies man but toooo sensative- you cant get enough of a "Mederick"; sometimes a "Mederick" will be the one to live large in the future times

Mederick is so funny...LOL

by CC2012 March 11, 2010

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004