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Lazer Mazer

When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.
"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
by Rashiqua Kornerson August 1, 2009
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material gurl

A bad bitch that is very wealthy/rich. If someone has a white refrigerator they are NOT a material gurl. This word was created by Santana.
Ooh that girl has a mansion she’s a material gurl.
by Bob (not the builder) November 15, 2021
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Fap Material

Masturbation material. Something which people will only use for masturbating purposes and nothing but.
"Have you seen Linsey's Myspace pics? Pure fap material right there."
by Animated May 16, 2009
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Marshall Bruce Mathers III

This is the real name of the white rapper, Eminem, who is a genius when is comes to writing lyrics down.
For the people who acutally know something about Eminem, and know his FULL name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III.
by ohmananotherword October 18, 2008
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Toss Material

1: Usually visual material used by males as an aid in the act of masturbating

2: A compliment towards anything good, usually an attractive female
1: "I'm going to the corner store to pick up some toss material, I'll be back"
2: "Dude, did you see that chick? She was mad toss material"
by tt December 4, 2003
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daddy material

when hes all innocent in public but lowkey has the ability to be hardcore dominant in the bedroom.
me:ahh fuck hes so fucking daddy material imma wet my pants right here.
her: totally fuckin right u are
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trivial matters

Trivial Matters: Things in life that have almost no value. A lot of people care too much about these things and some use these matters against others to boost their self esteem.
Mary: Karla misspelled you're on Facebook. That means she is stupid and I am better than her.
Amy: You should not judge people on trivial matters. She is probably very smart in her own way and that could have been a typo. It's Facebook! Chill out and stop caring about stupid stuff.
by Universal One Love October 27, 2013
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