Matthew

A handsome & sweet guy. He's definitely a ladies man & you'll probably fall for him right away. He is super athletic & funny & super fun to be around. All the girls are crushing on him but he's dating the most popular girl in school. He has amazing hair and he's super strong. He cares about his friends but also likes to play around a little. If you are lucky enough to have him, never let go of him.

Girl 1: "Omg, that guy is so hot!"
Girl 2: "I bet his name is Matthew!"

by glisteningstar February 4, 2018

Matthew

Some kid who everyone thinks is an ugly kid, but he has piercing sea-blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair. He's always faithful, and loves the girl he's with. Also intelligent.

Hey, look at Matthew over there, he's so ugly and I hear he has lizard rabies.

Hey! He's my boyfriend, and he isn't ugly on the inside! Learn more about him beforehand, dick biscuit!

by BladeF January 18, 2012

Matthew

The hottest, sexiest man alive. He is also the king of long dicks.

"I wish I was like Matthew!"

by BrownieKing June 7, 2021

Matthew

A really hot man with a massive cock who also just so happens to look like a cross between the ice age baby and the fish from megamind

Oh my god, you look like a Matthew today

by Mysterious man of meth February 21, 2022

Matthew

Matthews are always the sweetest guys on earth, and even though they're sometimes a little too silly, they have a very deep, emotional side that is very hard to find. Matthews make the best friends, and give their all to everything they care about.

Matthew is the sweetest guy ever!!

by Copperhighlights December 19, 2016

Matthew

1.A not smart guy
2.A guy that you're not sure if its a guy
3.An unattractive guy
4.A guy with no game
5.A 1-finger girth guy
6. A guy with no life guy
7. An overweight guy
8. A guy wishes to wear a dress

9.A guy who kills babies
10. A guy who would disagree with all of these

Girl 1: Who's the weird new kid?
Girl 2: Honey, he's a Matthew
Girl 1: That explains it

by Marquisisabetternamethanmatt January 24, 2015

Matthew

person with large penis

omg look at the size of it he must be a Matthew

by Connor is stupid January 18, 2017