Mattea

(Muh-Tay-Uh)

N. A huge MUSE fan

Man, there are so many Matteas at this MUSE concert!

by Johnathen Pressley August 2, 2010

Mattea

A girl that loves when people take random of photos of her. Also she likes the word vsco and cats. She’s got a flat booty but still gets sausage. When boys she her they’re like d*mn is that Mattea.

Dude you know I wanna get myself a Mattea

by Potatop November 8, 2017

Mattea

Mattea's are ass-holes.

"Mattea is a ass-hole."

by Mattie Tacos October 25, 2017

mattass

The sweet, sweet ass - including both buttcheeks and asshole - of a Matt. See Matt.

Woo, did you see that mattass walkin' by? I'd like a piece o' dat.

by mattass louvah June 4, 2016

matteus

crap shit cock dick amongus

i hate matteus hes a fag

by amongus sussy balls September 29, 2022

Matheas

AKA mj

Real ass nigga.

"That nigga Matheas a real one."

by mjthedon November 14, 2021

shit matters

used when u don't give a fuck/shit/damn etc

mike: damn those chicas' hot but i ain't got balls to approach
mike jr: shit matters, homeboy we're drunk as fuck at friday night and got nuthing to lose anyway!

by finlandia duuuuude December 16, 2008