chainsaw massacre

a girl or guy who has braces which then gives oral to the opposite sex leaving scratches and bleeding;uncontrollable pain for the other person.

"Budd, she's a complete chainsaw massacre""

by experiencer December 25, 2009

Mattsacre

To violently kill someone

Holy crap, that kid just Mattsacre'd his family.

by Mattsacre December 25, 2007

clique massacre

A near-impossible sexual feat where one person has sex with every member of a social group or organization.

Did you hear about John? He fucked the entire cheerleading team! He pulled off a clique massacre!

by alskeixnsm May 28, 2015

The Great Area 51 Massacre

The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.

Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi

by EKD_145 July 15, 2019

boston massacre

the sexual act of having forceful, unprotected sex with a partner, ejaculating inside them, then killing them. This act is illegal in all 50 states and is highly frowned upon elsewhere. The act is obviously named after the event where 5 Bostonians were killed by the British in 1770.

Guy1: dude I have to get out of here quickly.

Guy2: Why man?

Guy1: I just gave this girl a boston massacre and the cops are after me.

by dirtyman2010 July 14, 2009

Mykey Massacre

The guitarist of Tragedy Awaits Us, he has an excessive amount of dirty whores added on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/dirt456) he loves stuffed animals and his amazing girlfriend Jessabear. Fig newtons and orange juice are his favorite foods. His brother is Salcore the vocalist of Fight the Fear. He is amazing<3

Wow that Mykey Massacre is one spiffy guy!!!

by haiiiii'mcoolnstuffff April 17, 2009

Massacre

Having sex with two or more virgins on their periods. Therefore, blood from the period and from having sex for their first time accumulates within the vagina. You receive two or more fresh kills and blood is everywhere, hence a "Massacre"

"Eh man, had my first massacre last night, blood everywhere."

by TheHubMaster January 25, 2014