Mathias

A guy who likes playing Dinkum and Royal Crumble

Mathias: Do you have Dinkum?

by jaboobies September 9, 2022

Mathias

Aggressive slide tackling motherfucker. Can hurt your collarbone. You should stay away from his balls.

Fuck me he destroyed me like a Mathias

by Cokpleaser October 7, 2022

Mathias Oyewusi

He's a strange creature that only appears when he plays against big teams like Galatasaray, Malmo, Basel and he ghosts against small clups like Panevežys

-Ronaldo scored hat-trick versus Spain but he ghosted against Barcelona
-He must be Mathias Oyewusi

by Patrick Bateman 2009 August 1, 2023

Mathias

The ugliests boy to ever exist. he got a big dic but bad personality. avoid at all costs

"That guy over there gives mathias energy"

by Mathias Hater February 12, 2024

Mathias

a tall man with a massive ABSOLUTELY RAVISHING WORLD BREAKING wang.

Guy 1: The world is ending!!! What could've caused it?!?
Guy 2: So Mathias's large wang has finally been released....

by mathiaslover69420 January 30, 2026

Mathias

another word for a huge massive shit

"man i really need to take a mathias after that game"

by goldenrene February 18, 2026

Mathias

Is a fat dwarf and is aggrassive as fuck and will use every insult he has and might be racist as fuck

Guy: Hey Mathias
Mathias: *Attacks in dwarf*

by MrGofye September 6, 2024