masterblogger

1. Someone who does nothing but blog, plan to blog, think about blogging and/or reviews others blogs; 2. Someone who blogs masterfully.

That's so cool, you are a closet masterblogger.

by LisaBfromthePkD December 18, 2009

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.

Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"

by oooyiurs June 22, 2010

boneyard masterbater

A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.

I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!

by blake allen June 24, 2008

boneyard masterbater

a person who masterbates in a graveyard.

The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.

by blake allen June 24, 2008

masterbasement

it is a word that is harmless but actually is like a double untandra, or also a slip on words. its sounds much like masterbating or masterbation. it is used jokingly so it masks the other word

man, im going to masterbasement to her picture

by wag 1 June 29, 2010

masterbeer

Another name for 'Marinus' in dutch, it means Master Beer, but in dutch it means 'Masturbate' (not Master Bait)

Masturbeerde je nu alweer?
(Did you masturbate again?)

by Ronnie Bob March 19, 2003