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Massachusetts Minuteman 

Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.
Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"

Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"

Massachusetts Cowboy 

A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?

Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.

Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.

Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!

Massachusetts sluggagatorchild 

When a gator eats a slug and a stupid child goes over to say hi to the slug but gets eaten by the gator and gets pooped out Day's later as one human with abilities of all three
Man that is such a cool Massachusetts sluggagatorchild

massachusetts rainbow ride 

is when many men go on to a bridge in massachusetts and have anal sex forming a chain all the way across the bridge
today me and my friends are going to do a massachusetts rainbow ride would you care to join us.

massachusetts mailbag 

The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.
I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag

massachusetts anal party 

When you bring your friend Zack to a family party and your grandmother proceeds to persuade Zack to come into her cottage for some "Cake" also known as her ass. Once Zack and your grandmother go into the cottage you follow a minute or so later to find that Zack and 8 other women (All 70 years old +) are having anal sex.