Massachusetts Sober 

When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.

I don't smoke weed I'm Massachusetts sober.

Massachusetts Sober by Fire ICe Fire ICe Fire ICe March 31, 2022

Massachusetts Minuteman 

Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.

Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"

Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"

Massachusetts Minuteman by Doug W! May 31, 2023

Massachusetts Cowboy 

A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.

Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?

Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.

Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.

Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!

Massachusetts Cowboy by Herbie Mackengeorge January 27, 2009

Massachusetts sluggagatorchild 

When a gator eats a slug and a stupid child goes over to say hi to the slug but gets eaten by the gator and gets pooped out Day's later as one human with abilities of all three

Man that is such a cool Massachusetts sluggagatorchild

Massachusetts sluggagatorchild by Jacket shrimp February 16, 2017

massachusetts rainbow ride 

is when many men go on to a bridge in massachusetts and have anal sex forming a chain all the way across the bridge

today me and my friends are going to do a massachusetts rainbow ride would you care to join us.

massachusetts rainbow ride by tyyoungguns February 27, 2011

massachusetts mailbag 

The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.

I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag

massachusetts mailbag by I am a mailman I know March 1, 2017

massachusetts anal party 

When you bring your friend Zack to a family party and your grandmother proceeds to persuade Zack to come into her cottage for some "Cake" also known as her ass. Once Zack and your grandmother go into the cottage you follow a minute or so later to find that Zack and 8 other women (All 70 years old +) are having anal sex.

I went to a wild Massachusetts anal party last night

massachusetts anal party by Twiixx June 23, 2017