maritza mondragon

is a very beautiful girl she is the best girlfriend you can have in your life she will make you happy and she is the best person to be in a relationship with she is very beautiful and she will love someone who shows her the same love

Maritza Mondragon is the best girlfriend i have and i show her a lot of love because she shows me the same love

by beautiful senteces June 17, 2018

maritzel

She is a very indescribable person she never knows what to say she is at times a very awesome person but at other times a heartless soul so in other words just don’t..... just don’t

Maritzel is a very unfortunate person

by FuCk ChapS November 28, 2019

maritime pour

A term used to define a drink which has been mixed with more than the regular 1oz of achohol.

Created by Sean O'Connor

Bartender give me a scotch I would like a maritime pour.

by Reggie92 December 30, 2013

Moritz

He has a great penis and big testicles. He loves good parties. He is the best lover a girl who likes good sex can have.

A: Did you sleep with this Moritz?

B: Oh, yes. That was the best sex I ever had.

by SramET January 3, 2017

Marital Industrial Complex

The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.

How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?

by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020

Maritime Pudding Pop

Immediately after performing anal sex, the act of sticking the tip of the penis in the recipient's belly button.

My boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a maritime pudding pop!

by Bort Himself January 20, 2020

Marizeta

Marizeta is the best person in the world no doubt about it. Once you have befriended Marizeta your life will be one hundred times better.Never let go of Marizeta

What a Marizeta!

by poopenfarten July 18, 2020