A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"
by PookieBear123 November 16, 2018
Get the Malachi Crunchmug. by DirtyMalachi March 31, 2020
Get the Dirty Malachimug. 
by Justin Urmouth December 28, 2018
Get the Malachi Crunchmug. by Malachi mamea February 6, 2019
Get the Malachi mameamug. by Francis Strongberg May 14, 2018
Get the malachi holdermug. by Tasty boi July 31, 2017
Get the malachy murphymug.