poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 19, 2008

Monster Magnet

One of the most well known bands of the "Stoner rock" with Jim Baglino on Bass Guitar, Phil Caivano on Rhythm Guitar, Ed Mundell on Lead Guitar, Bob Pantella on Drums and Dave Wyndorf on Vocals & Guitar. Arguably one of the best bands in the Stoner Rock category. Their most well known songs are "Heads Explode" and "Spacelord". Their style ranges from fast paced guitaring and frantic lyrics to slow, grinding music with vocals to match.

This is how we go about it, on making your heads explode

by Michael October 3, 2004

bullet magnet

Anything or anyone that is prone to draw gunfire/trouble on their position.

1. Christ, this vehicle is a friggin' bullet magnet in this area.

2. Steve needs to keep his mouth shut, he is a bullet magnet.

by leadthrower August 28, 2006

hassle magnet

Someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad.

That Lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me.

by Brett Watson March 1, 2006

munter magnet

someone who always seems to have munters/ugly people after them all the time.

Person1: ohh, ive got this REALLY fit girl after me, its brilliant.
Person2: Lucky you, ive got ANOTHER munter after me. -__-
Person1: HAHAHAHA, YOURE A MUNTER MAGNET

by Boral :) February 6, 2010

Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

Chaos Magnet

A paranormal force that causes a person to attract chaos into his or her life.

I'm at my wit's end. Lucretia is a complete mess -- everything just seems to go wrong with her. Her life is in constant turmoil, financially and otherwise. I think she may have inherited a chaos magnet from her mother.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011