el macho grande ding-dong

1.) a Mexican male whore with huge, huge, huge, penis
2.) someone with a huge, huge, huge, penis

wow that guys got an el macho grande ding-dong
or
holy shit look at el macho grande ding-dong

by filjoe August 20, 2014

macho man randy savage

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped to WCW title's to him.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.

"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"

Hulk Hogan

by Terry Bollea May 1, 2005

Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan

When you and your friend get in a fight, and the shorter one comes out on top screaming OHHHHH YEAAAAAAA

Man I like how at the party last night you pulled the old Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan act.

by Guts The Slayer June 18, 2016

El macho

He is the Main beast of life he has such a big hairy forehead and cock. He loves smashing breaks against his head and. has the biggest muscles that there ever was.

El macho more like FITTY MATCHO

by Sexy Specese of a male February 10, 2021

Macho Bombs

A slang term for testicles, from the same vocabulary as "Stud Missile".

First I hit him/her with a stud missile, then follow up with the macho bombs.

by InspiredbyAngus January 4, 2011

macho-fag

Type of gay man with very muscular manly body features, like beard, muscle, body hair etc. but with love in wearing make-up, gel nails, feminine clothing...

I love manly men but he’s such a macho-fag, I saw him with acrylics on.

by jakubminion April 7, 2021

Mindlessly macho

The kind of person (not always male) that does things like hit themself in the head with a beer can until it flattens, or with a beer bottle to feel something. They might identify as a jock or as a machine, but the difference between them and other people that have also played sports is they don't know how to turn their own switch off, they are too busy trying to flip somebody else's switch on and off all the time.

He/she was mindlessly macho, always trying to outmacho or outtough the next guy.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021