don't piss on my butter

Similar to "Don't rain on my parade". No one wants piss in their butter (obviously) so it insinuates someone ruining a situation.

After cooking for 3 hours, my friend complained about the napkins so I said "Don't piss on my butter!"

by A plank term made up by Allen. February 9, 2018

Fingering My Butthole

A phrase used to describe a lack of activity.

"Hey John, what are you up to?"
"Eh, Fingering My Butthole."

by Charles the Sound February 27, 2008

saved my buttons

Slang for saving and/or helping someone in a situation such as avoiding stalkers or carrying someone out of a burning building. Most commonly used as a term for those who manage to keep the buttons on a jacket from receiving much stress.

Dude 1: I'm gonna sit down
Dude 2: Unbutton your jacket! Keeping it buttoned and sitting down could strech them out!
Dude 1: thanks man! You saved my buttons!

by furbyarmy July 23, 2010

Loosen up my buttons

An "ebonics" term reffering to taking one's clothes off in preparation for "explicit activities".

Hey Chimp, loosen up my buttons. *provocative wink*

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 14, 2006

bald eagle in my butthole

My butthole is having spasms

I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole

by Bald eagles March 31, 2017

Suck dick through my buttcheeks

Basically Anal Sex

I can suck dick through my buttcheeks!

Good for you...

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

niggas in my butthole

niggas in my butthole when a thicc nigga is in ur ass and trying to get ur v card

niggas in my butthole when a thicc nigga is in ur ass and trying to get ur v card

by niggalikeashole April 30, 2019