Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Badass theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas

4 people that are like the turtles, but are black and very very gay.

That sqaud is made up of gayass niggas, surely they are the Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas.

by The 53rd President July 16, 2025

jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.

Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok

by some_freaking_guy December 2, 2020

Teenage mutant drug addicts

A group of turtles that loves drugs.

Person: hey whats the most famous superhero team?

Person 2:oh,easy question, TEENAGE MUTANT DRUG ADDICTS>

by Xxxnippleeater69xxX January 13, 2020

Mutant fuck

A person who is such a total fuckwit that they have ascended to a whole new level of species - ie mutated

John - I was talking to my mate Mark last night and he had this small problem with his computer
Steve - what was it
John - He couldn’t turn it on, he’s such a mutant fuck!

by Just2020 May 14, 2020

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025

Mutant Toe

Simply a 6th toe on an idividuals right or left foot

'Whats that?'
'Thats my mutant toe buddy'
'...it absolutly reeks pal, its kicking out a right pong!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009