montana muffin top

Another name for a blow job.

Do you what a Montana muffin top?

by Asuna1017 October 2, 2017

english muffin top

when a girl has a muffin top as a result of eating too many english muffins

By golly, that girl with the english muffin top has been eating english muffins all day long!

by ohhfiasco February 3, 2010

Flying muffin top

Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.

I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.

by cellar 56 January 26, 2010

Muffin Top Syndrome

The act of creating a muffin top effect on yourself and trying to get away with it.

"If I wear a longer shirt noone will notice my muffin top syndrome!"

by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005

Muffin Top Doyle

1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.

1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Muffin Top Doyle on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Muffin Top Doyle when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.

by Hot Bitch 769 March 16, 2008

upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack

damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today

by adimula October 9, 2018

muffin-top syndrome

the extremely horrifying, unattractive disease (not a medical disease) when a woman or man tried to squeeze into a pair of pants three sizes too small for them, resulting in the overflow of flab, rolls, junk and extra skin over the top of the pants.

warning: may cause heart failure (to the person witnessing it)

"haha hey check out that lady... shes like 10 pounds overweight and looks like shes comin down with a little muffin-top syndrome. ew!"

by go_fish January 27, 2010