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moose knuckle monday 

A social media hashtag where guys show off their moose knuckle on Mondays.
Yo Shanikqua, did you see the bulge in that dudes pants?
Yeah girl don't you know, it's moose knuckle Monday!

moose knuckle sandwich 

When a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. Like a knuckle sammy, only saltier.
"Julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of Lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.

Moose Knuckle Hunter 

To actively go after large women for sex because they are easier to seduce and the weakest of the herd of women present.
Man, Steve is such a Moose Knuckle Hunter. Of all the chicks at this bar he preys on the fat chicks.

Moose Knuckle Racing 

a group of mo mo cycle rider in kenosha,WI formaly known as the Kenosha Kickstand Krew or the KKK

sponsored my Motorider sales and service
the Moose Knuckle Racing team sits at Lou P's all night

Moose Knuckle Boys 

A group of golf enthusiasts who typically play up north, colder environments. They always make it to West Florida one time a year. The boys of this group win skins, knock pins down, drain 20 footers in their sleep. They drink whiskey with their pinky up.
Ahhhh man, the Moose Knuckle Boys are here. I guess we're playing for 2nd, especially if Don is here.

moose knuckle of a day

An embarrassingly awful day where every problem, mishap, and streak of bad luck is bulging out prominently for the whole world to notice. Super awkward, impossible to hide or ignore. (A bigger, more in-your-face version than a regular bad day, playing on the slang term “moose knuckle.”)
Traffic jam, spilled coffee on my shirt in the meeting, then my phone died during an important call. I’ve had a straight up moose knuckle of a day.