Mr. Mister

A dry fart delivered to a sweaty crack yielding a fart mist.
It's so hot out, I can't tell if that was a wet one or just a Mr. Mister.
by Tied4last November 22, 2019
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mister softee

1. Jeffs Boyfriend
2.Petafile
3. Some who cant get hard
1. Jeff is getting some creme from Mister Softee tonight.
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on
by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005
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Mister Metokur

a gigachudbud that bully the Ralph (rage pig)and the destroyer of all *cough*cough*furrys AND ANHILATOR OF DEVIENTART FETTISHES
Mister Metokur is also called Jim,hes epic and roasts rage pigs and furrys
by Jimisepicandragepigbad October 03, 2022
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Shit Mister

A person who secretly sprays a light mist of diluted liquid shit on surfaces where human contact is inevitable, such as doorknobs, water tank levers, someone's keyboard or mouse, the car door handle, the faucet in a bathroom...

Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)

Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)

Late last night, I sprayed the doorknobs at work, and became, a Shit Mister.
by The original (shit mister) December 12, 2007
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Mister Chin

I expect the white racists who are going to read this post to not publish this word and definition on Urban Dictionary. prove me wrong.

The chinese or asian equivalent of an Uncle Tom. Chinese-american equivalent of Uncle Tom. A chinese or asian person who is overly submissive to white people or society. An asian individual who is willing to sell out his own ethnic group or heritage in order to be accepted and liked by the white society or the white people around him or her. The term was originally coined by the poet, philosopher and artist Henry He.
I am not a Mister Chin so I decided to post this word and definition onto Urban Dictionary even though their white editors do not want me to.
by henryartist June 01, 2020
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mister sister

Chet: That girl looks awfully masculine
John: Haha Chet, that isn't a girl, that's a mister sister
Chet: A what?
John: A mister sister. A shemale. A tranny. You gettin' it?
by SHMOSEPH May 08, 2013
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