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mirror dance

Where two people approach one another on the street and become locked in entropy - each attempting to move out of the other’s way while continually managing to mirror the other’s movements to the exasperation of both.
I ran into her in the record store and the aisle was so narrow we wound up doing the mirror dance.
by C10Parsons July 2, 2009
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mirror disease

When you need a mirror to see your genitals.

syn: Mirroritis
He's so fat, he's got Mirror Disease.
by Crapple0 June 3, 2004
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mirror fag

a narcissus,a person who cannot resist the temptation to look at themselves in any mirror and comment or gloat on being handsome or beautiful so that all around them can hear
,or even in private,talking to themselves.
Ryan coulndt pass a mirror up without stopping and saying out loud what a handsome devil he was.Chris commented,Ryan your such a mirror fag, Quit oogling at yourself in the mirror.
by Terry Lasley. Kansas city Mo. January 16, 2007
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Mirror Shot

A photo taken of oneself in his or her bathroom mirror usually with a cellular telephone camera. Mirror shots are taken by either toolbags or sluts that usually post them to social sites in order to gain attention either through compliments (eg "bra, you're so ripped!") or criticisms (eg bra, you're so gay). The duchiest of mirror shots are those that are taken without a shirt on, usually accompanied by sunglasses and/or by a face known as a "grill". Females taking mirror shots usually expose large amounts of cleavage and often push out their rear ends to appear like they have more "junk in the trunk" then in actuality. People who post these mirror shots are likely candidates for mirror masterbation although that is not always the case.
Bra did you see John's mirror shot he just posted? He's so gay.
by imjustakid588 July 23, 2011
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mirror muscles

The muscles that gym junkies work on because they look good in the mirror, even if they don't make you stronger or more attractive. Biceps, triceps, pecs, abs.
A: Hey, chekc out chicken legs over there!
B: I know, he spends all his time working on his mirror muscles and drinking protein shakes.
A: Someone should really tell him that he looks ridiculous.
by Robertito August 4, 2012
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Mirror View

A view of someone in your rear view mirror where you are unable to tell if they are attractive or not.
Guy1: Dude that chick in the mustang behind us looks hot but all i have is a mirror view.
Guy2: WTF dude thats a 60 year old lady.
by Ryan-112 April 26, 2009
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mirror face

When someone looks completely different in the mirror than they do in person. Thus, their reflection is the mirror face. When standing in front of the mirror, a mirror face can look almost completely different and unrecognizable to a friend but completely normal to oneself.
When Vinny looked into the mirror, his right eye looked substantially smaller than his left eye. As a result, when his girlfriend saw the reflection she became aware of his mirror face and believed it to be quite different from the way she normally sees him.
by Ninjitsumaster April 12, 2009
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