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Edgewood, Maryland

Edgewood, Maryland is a suburb of Baltimore, north east of Baltimore up in Harford County. Edgewood is essentially Baltimore with 20k people and less shootings. The entire town is a giant depressing hood full of ghetto hoodrats, drugs, crime and run down homes/businesses. Edgewood, like most Southern Harford, sucks. Just stay away from it.
Edgewood, Maryland is a if Baltimore and Denver had a child.
by Grsaekar November 18, 2018
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Pass Maryland

A phrase used to describe the way most of the US feels about Maryland, exluding the folks who live there.
Andy -"Do you want to go to Maryland? I heard they have good crabcakes."
Keith - "That's all? Pass Maryland."
by Keef_the_Dutchman October 29, 2010
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Maryland Matt

Getting the crabs you gave someone else after previously being cured.
After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."

Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt
by Marylandmatt September 28, 2018
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Pull A Maryland

(v): 1. As referring to the sports teams of the University of Maryland.
2. To play amazingly well in the first half of a game. Notably, pertaining to a substantive lead. Then come out in the second half and blow the game.
3. A team's complete lack of talent in the last minutes of a game.
Dan: "Dude, we're pretty much auto-win. It's halftime and we're up by like 20."
Ray: "10 bucks says we Pull A Maryland."
Dan: "Yeah, we'll probably lose by 5."
by Testudo the Terrapin March 25, 2008
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maryland barracuda

when an old woman is performing fellatio on an old man and suffers a seizure causing her dentures to clamp down on his penis and her body wiggles around in a fish-out-of-water fashion.
"I caught Aunt Martha and Uncle Owen in the barn doin the maryland barracuda"
by Yoho January 11, 2007
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Maryland Seedling

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.
Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017
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Maryland Corndog

Usually done by Marylanders, a sexual act in which a female performing oral sex a male covers his penis in a variety of liquid and smothers it using her hands. This liquid can be cum, spit, or even, shit or vomit.

If the partaker wishes to, he or she may also use Maryland-born seasonings, such as Old Bay or McCormick pepper
Chris: Hey Frank, how’ve Sydney and Tim been getting along?
Frank: *Sighs* You wouldn’t believe it, but she’s been giving him the good ol’ Maryland Corndogs whenever she comes over…
Chris: The fuck is that supposed to be?
Frank: It’s.. an eastern shore thing…
by ElainaPastitsio July 28, 2023
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