mao gooning

When you straight up be jelking it chinese style

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"

by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025

Woo Jo Mao

1. A dirty cat.

2. A person who tries very hard to avoid taking showers.

1. "Hey there's a woo jo mao on the street! Don't touch it unless you want rabies."

2. "Monica is such a woo jo mao."

"How so?"

"She went to the beach today then got home and just went to bed without taking a shower."

"Wahh, she is one true woo jo mao!"

by LanFunJu August 6, 2009

diddy mao

It's Vietnamese slang for "go quickly".

"What part of "Diddy Mao" don't you understand, Skinner?"
-The Simpsons

"Mao! Diddy Mao!"
-Deer Hunter

by Da Troof123 January 11, 2009

didi mao

also means hurry the fuck up.

chop chop didi mao you roundeye.

by Josh April 11, 2005

In the Mao (ITM)

To be 'in the mao' means to be in. This could include getting in with a girl or a guy. Additionally, itm can also be used as a synonym for 'sick' or can be used when you do something cool (scoring a goal in soccer).

"bro, he's in the mao with Jennifer"

*scores a basket in basketball* "INNN THE MAO"

"dude are you itm with her?"
"It means in the mao (itm)"
"OHHH yeah dude im itm"

by thej-fresh October 15, 2015

Chairman mao syndrome

Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front

"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"

by Diabetic sugar daddy July 30, 2017

ding mao

a ding mao is hair you grow on your fat dick

YO HE GOT BIG DING MAO

by xwxxwxwxwxwwxw December 1, 2020