Monster Set Of Mams

A descriptive term used to describe a bosom of notable proportions.

Hey man, check out that monster set of mams

by AndyTheRoo April 30, 2011

mam's life

In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.

Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!

Mackenzie: what are you on about!?

I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?

Dean: swear down then.

Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.

by 49seffy March 14, 2022

mam

Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her

Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying

by mamthegreat February 17, 2019

Mam

A ship name for a Sam and Mia.

I SHIP MAM SO MUCH OMFG ITS CANNON

by I.am.fox January 31, 2018

mam

a gordie (people from newcastle,sunderland and scotland) way of saying mum/mom

" goodnight mam see you in the morning".

by ..paris..<3 January 10, 2022

mathil is the definiton of mam

mathil is in fact the definition of mam. if you went to projekt revolution, you would understand.

mathil is the definiton of mam is awesome

by Alex Dragon October 7, 2008

Mam

I cant really write anything about this one because mine died before I was 1 soooooo.... enjoy your mam if yours is still there and tell her you love her because I would do anything to have someone to call mam . Count yourself lucky that you have a person that loves you and always will even tho sometimes you feel like they dont when u do something bad.

A person :Hey mam

The persons mam:hey

by Theresnopointreadingmyname January 14, 2021