Magentic

The act of filling your lady’s/man’s holes and whilst committing adultery you fill the consenting party’s former holes with edible magenta glitter, sparkles, confetti, miracle whip. You then commit the adultery and when it comes time to climax the former glitter partner must queef, fart, or excrete the glitter. The dominate partner must then scream out MAGENTIC 3 times during their last few pumps inside the consenting partner.

I had a magentic time at my cousins quinceañera!

by SEBABYKING January 30, 2021

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.

THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

by Twinkiezrule December 11, 2011

Majestica

Originated in England in the late 1800s a shortened way of saying "the Queen's daughter" or "what a beautiful, majestic girl" also used when speaking about the breath taking beauty of female persons of upper class decent, most common a well known ballerina with true passion in her heart for being perfect, and "the compassionate one".

"Oh, isn't she so majestica"; "There stands the majestica, Isabella"

by Miranda Lynn Kiner February 3, 2010

Majestic beast

Someone who is amazing

Look it's a majestic beast

by Bock jr September 2, 2016

Majesticbate

When you masturbate naked in a meadow on the mountainside to Motzart

That bear totally ruined my majesticbate

by Crackydogg June 20, 2011

Majestical

Majestical- Something majestical is something extremely Majestic and beautiful to you. (it doesn't have to beautiful to anyone else.)

Majestical can only be used in an opinion statement, not in a factual statement THAT IS KEY!!! Majestical Is a word that well came out wrong. One day I was trying to say majestic, but i stuttered instead saying majestical. Ever since then I have used majestical instead of majestic. (YOU SHOULD TOO)

EX: Narwhals are the most majestical animals on Earth.

by Majestically Awkward Narwhal April 13, 2017

majestical

topless, naked etc.

dude shes majestical right now.
OMFG WHERE IS SHE.

by sweetjesusdeargod December 20, 2013