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Number lore

Something everyone keeps stealing and claiming as theirs. Mike salcedo only got to 2
Guy 1: NUMBER LORE IS MINE!!1
Guy 2: NO I OWN IT!!1!1!1
Mike Salcedo: *bruh*
by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023
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Mom Lore

Stories told by your mother that, in comparison to dad lore, are extremely concerning and depressing. Stories your mom tells you of her childhood that make you wonder why she never took up therapy.
Me: Hey, mom, why do you have a scar on your palm?
Mom: When I was little, my dad used to make us work on a farm. One day, I spoke back to him when he told me to help my sister, and he threw a rake at me.

Me: Holy shit I don't like mom lore.
by .bloody November 1, 2023
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Lore reader

A lore reader can be described in several ways. They firstly can admire the ways in which the world of league of legends revolves around and the ongoing flows and processes happening within. In addition, the admire the cultural aspect of league lore, such as: paintings, fan art, videos, cinematic e.t.c.

However, they are usually known for their severe levels of degeneracy, and large quantity of homosexuality within their bloodstream. If you read league lore, you either have never heard of the word sex in your life and rock a "virginity is cool" T-Shirt to school, or severely get beaten by your family to the point where you read lore to stop your emotional and physical pain. It is a well known fact that in developing countries who have no access to the internet , league lore is used a torture mechanism. The most well represented example was in Abu Zubaydah's torture by the CIA in Guantanamo bay prison Cuba. He did indeed confess all the ins and outs of the 9/11 terror attacks to stop reading the lore.

To put this bluntly. If you read league lore, you need to seek emotional help ASAP before you go for a murderous rampage and kill a family of 6 trying to get food for their dinner.
Man: League is so Shit ! How can you find this so fun.

Retard: Thats because im a lore reader. I also like to get pegged !
by Allesandro Scaglia April 24, 2021
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Jaden Loring

A nerd with hawiian shirts, he has a tiny dick and an even tinier heart
Is that Jaden Loring the tiny dick dude?
by Jaden Ls mom June 5, 2023
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Mrs lore

Well known as a stupid fat person. At Louis M Klein Middles school there’s a teacher named Mrs lore who only eats cheeseburgers. She makes the ground rumble and people fall over. It’s spooky and scary due to the fact that you feel as if you will fall into the earths core, which haha, you will
Mrs lore really loves to eat all her cheeseburgers

Mrs lore is so fat... she will POP
by Hide n Seek February 7, 2020
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Alphabet lore

alphabet lore... you mean... MIKE SALCEDO'S ALPHABET LORE?
Wait... it's an actual Word?
Always has been.
by Peepole! December 17, 2022
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Alphabet Lore

Alphabet Lore Where Letters Fight To The Death Against ErrFFf And Nnnnaaa But N Kill F and We Have Flash Back With Them
ZzzzzAAAAAA Is A Monster Sounding Letter That looks ugly Af

Also Modify Inside Jokes Foxi Boxi is an Rejection Groomer Nobody likes lol
Man1:OMG YOU LIKE ALPHABET LOREEE
Man2:BITCH WHAT YOU THINK!!!??
by Editmyocnow October 8, 2022
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